Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Book Review: Are you a Jackie or a Marilyn?



Just finished this book by Pamela Keogh, because what modern-day girl who knows her style roots doesn't ask herself this question? Or, at least, when faced with it on the cover of the book, wonder what the answer is? Haha.

I had an inkling beforehand that I'd be more of a Jackie, and the book more or less affirmed this. I was surprised to find I had some Marilyn-y qualities as well though, as the book states early on, "You could be a Jackie or a Marilyn, or more probably a bit of both."

It's a really cute light read for any girl (and really only for girls, although of all ages!). You learn a bit about the fabulous (and sometimes not-so-fabulous) lives of both Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and Marilyn Monroe, and along the way Keogh provides advice on the "Jackie" or "Marilyn" approaches to style, housekeeping, dating/sex/marriage, kids, diet, diva behaviour, and all that jazz. I didn't think it would be one of those books you can't put down, but it's so fun I couldn't stop reading until I finished. It makes you suddenly feel classier when you're done; you just want to pour a glass of champagne, put on some Duke Ellington, and throw a dinner party wearing your prettiest little black dress.

4 out of 5!


EXCERPT:
(On writing letters to your man)
"Send it to the office. Men find the combination of business-like (his typed address on the front) and personal (your note inside) particularly compelling.

And let's face it: most guys working in offices are bored out of their minds and just looking for something to break up the monotony of the day. If he gets an actual letter in the mail and realizes its from you, forget it - he can close the door, ask his assistant to hold his calls, open it carefully with a letter opener (remember those?), put his feet up on his desk and take his time reading it.

Once he has read it a few times (with his feet still up on the desk), he will fold it back up carefully, look out the window at the sky for a while and think what a lucky S.O.B. he is to have you in his life. He might then take the letter from his desk again, carefully reread it, and have a very Cary Grant moment.

Anything you can do to make a man feel like Cary Grant in this day and age is not to be underestimated."

Saturday, October 15, 2011

To Serve and Protect

Posting while on a break from studying for my Policing test next week (for a university course, mind, not the actual joining-of-the-Academy kind). Any Criminology student will quickly get accustomed to the fact that most of the reading material within the field is dense and tedious to get through, but every now and then you find a pleasant surprise. In this case, one particular chapter in P.A.J. Waddington's "Policing Citizens: Authority and Rights" book really struck a chord with me. I also happen to be double-majoring with an English degree, so I feel as similar an attraction to artful rhetoric as I do towards the exploration of psychological, sociological, and legal explanations of crime. Waddington differed from his professional peers and impressed me particularly when I found him dipping into moments of some really simple but eloquent narrative descriptions that caught me off guard. He added elements of humanity and emotion to the subject that I've not really yet seen in other academic articles. I mean, I can understand why -- to maintain professional neutrality and all that -- but I think sometimes we need that extra dimension to ground us, away from all the formal statistics and philosophical theory, to remind us why we're studying crime in the first place and, in this case, those who deal with it face-to-face on a daily basis. As Patch Adams said, we need not forget to start treating the patient as well as the disease.

Following are some selected favourite passages - reader discretion is advised. Another not-so-pretty post.


What unites police in all jurisdictions is that they will kill fellow citizens, if necessary. Of course, any of us might do so in self-defence, but it is virtually inconceivable that ordinary citizens could lie in wait, armed to the teeth, then confront those whom we suspect of being about to commit a crime, and shoot someone dead. This is exactly what police officers in any jurisdiction in the world might find themselves doing. It is not a common experience, but common enough to be a reality with which police must cope. And what is the reaction of police officers to such experience? Well, it is very different to that portrayed in fiction, where the cop holsters his gun and moves on to the next gunfight. In reality it is mental illness - post-traumatic stress disorder - that debilitates sufferers for years afterward.




The armed police officer is given exceptional license to perform as a matter of duty actions that would otherwise be regarded as extreme depravity - they are 'killers'. By the same token, officers who fight with suspects who resist arrest engage in what is normally the behaviour of thugs and hoodlums, not respectable civilized people. Worse still, police fight not because they are enraged, deranged or intoxicated, but as part of their profession that they enter willingly and in the knowledge that they will be called upon to perform such tasks. Theirs is a morally ambiguous position: willing to perform dreadful deeds for a higher good.




For six months I observed the work of a small squad of (at the time) exclusively female officers who dealt with crimes of indecency. I was attached to one of them, a 21-year-old, who in the time that I spent with her investigated the rape of a 15-year-old; the gang-rape of a 12-year-old who was already the mother of a small child and suffered hepatitis-B infection; the forcible abduction of a 17-year-old girl by a complete stranger; and the sexual exploitation of a 14-year-old girl by her stepfather. Along the way she also investigated several complaints of indecent assault and indecent exposure. Now, I might be unduly sensitive about these matters [...] but I found this the most uncomfortable period of observation I have experienced. I was pitched, along with Jan (who my wife and I came to know as a friend), into a world in which parents exploited their children for their own sexual gratification; other parents abdicated all responsibility for their children; sexual love was debased into a sordid act of brutal selfishness; and the erotic was perverted by men who preyed upon any vulnerable woman to obtain a moment's satisfaction by exposing their genitalia. The moral stench of this world seemed to cling to me long after retreating from the field, leaving me to question my own sexual feelings. My exposure was modest - one, maybe two shifts per week: how could Jan survive and become the loving mother of three children?




Although immersed in it, the officers in this squad did not suffer a monopoly of exposure to the sordid and obscene. Like others who have observed routine patrol work, I have seen my share of dead bodies, sometimes left to rot by family and neighbours too busy to care; I have accompanied young officers who have had the task of quelling violent quarrels between spouses old enough to be their parents; I have seen alcoholics lying sprawled in their own vomit, urine and faeces; I have stood in rooms so filthy that I avoided touching anything for fear of infection and breathed the air with maximum economy lest the stench caused me to vomit; I have witnessed parents so uninterested in their children's welfare that they have refused to attend the police station where the latter is being held in custody; I have been numbed by the personal tragedies that others have suffered; and I have watched my fellow citizens, devoid of any vestige of personal dignity, appealing to the police for all manner of help. And all this is but a small sample of the experience to which any police officer can expect to be exposed.




Don't take me the wrong way, I'm not a blind worshipper at the feet of the police. Sometimes, even more than sometimes, bad things can happen within and under the institution, and I'm not an apologist for oversights and errors in judgment that many have made when operating by the power they wield. But we're all human, for better or for worse; and I always have had, and still have, an enormous amount of respect for them and for what they put on the line to address things many of us would rather not (nor ever actually will) deal with. Especially since a lot of it is far from the glamour and excitement we assume from cop shows and movies. There's a lot of extra onus on the police not only to do their jobs but on HOW to do it and how they're to deal with the results. Anyway ... I think a lot of the people who have cutting opinions about the police (a surprisingly high number, from my own personal observation) would find themselves eating their words if we suddenly found ourselves without them. But that's just my guess.
I'll leave y'all now with a quote from the transcendent Dietrich Bonhoeffer, from whom I could use many of right now but instead of trying to make that choice I'll just go with the safety of one of my all-time favourites ...


"We must learn to regard people less in light of what they do or omit to do, and more in light of what they suffer."


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Persuasion

"You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone forever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight and a half years ago. Dare not say that a man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. Unjust I may have been, weak and resentful I have been, but never inconstant."







There could have been no two hearts so open.
No tastes so similar.
No feelings so in unison.




You're my wonderwall


he was a punk.
she did ballet.
what more can I say?







i did him wrong.
i was never, no i was never enough
but i can try, i can try to toughen up.


i listened when they told me
if he burns you let him go.

change is hard
i should know
i should know.




nobody said it was easy
its such a shame for us to part

nobody said it was easy
no one ever said it would be this hard

oh, take me back to the start.
I was just guessing
at numbers and figures
pulling the puzzles apart
questions of science
science and progress

do not speak as loud as my heart



what about your
your ten thousand promises
that you gave to me
your ten thousand promises
that you promised me



i love you
i have loved you all along
and i miss you
from far away
for far too long

i keep dreaming
you'll be with me
and you'll never go
stop breathing
if i don't see you anymore


i'd give it all
i'd give for us
give anything
but i wont give up


and fate has led you through it

you do what you have to do

and i have the sense to recognize
that i don't know how to let you go


i know i can't be with you
i do what i have to do

i know i can't be with you
i do what i have to do


and i have the sense to recognize
but i don't know how to let you go




it doesn't matter what I want
it doesn't matter what I need
you've been on a road
don't know where it goes
or where it leads

it doesn't matter what I want
it doesn't matter what I need
if you've made up your mind to go
I won't beg you to stay

you've been in a cage
throw you to the wind,
you fly away



easy come and easy go
has never been the case
dreams of you are hard to erase
call me crazy, call me mad
call me what you will
but i'm sane enough to know that i love you still

they say that life goes on
but i've been dead since you've been gone
i think they were wrong
so who's the fool?

i am ever after you
always ever after you
just tell me what i have to do
is there a way
to be happy
ever after you?



something's wrong with your mind
it won't think of me anymore

we've fallen out of grace again
could be the beginning of the end

don't you miss the way we were?
don't you wish we made that turn?

the best times are far gone
all that's left is to forget
still I seem to hang on
to me it's not over

should have known better
that you'd be the one to do this to me
should have known better
'cause I need you now

I never knew that hell could get so cold





lost and insecure, you found me
you found me

and I've been calling for years and years
and years and years
and you never left me no messages
you never sent me no letters
you've got some nerve
taking all I want



oh, it's what you do to me
what you do to me

a thousand miles seems pretty far
but they've got planes and trains and cars
i'd walk to you if i had no other way

our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because
we know that none of them have felt this way

hey there delilah
you be good
and don't you miss me
two more years and you'll be done with school
and i'll be making history like i do
you'll know it's all because of you

oh, it's what you do to me



i don't mind where you come from
as long as you come to me

i don't care
no, i wouldn't dare
to fix the twist in you

i don't mind
i don't care
as long as you're here


go ahead tell me you'll leave again
and i'll take you for who you are
if you take me for everything
do it all over again


it's all the same



day after day
time pass away
and I just can't
get you off my mind

night after night
I hear myself say
"why can't this feeling
just fade away?"

there's no one like you
you speak to my heart
it's such a shame
that we're worlds apart

but if I let you go
I will never know
what my life would be
holding you close to me



will I ever see you smiling back at me?
how will I know, if I let you go?







... but ain't no talking to this man.
he's been trying to tell me so.

it took awhile to understand
the beauty of just letting go

'cause it would take an acrobat
and I've already tried all that

... I'm gonna let him fly.